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“One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.”
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“All you have to know about celery is that it’s made up of 95% water, and it’s 100% not pizza.”
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“There’s something missing in my life, I just don’t know if it’s a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza.”
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“I’m like Pacman when I’m at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.”
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“Don’t believe everything fortune cookies tells you. Just because they’re sweet doesn’t mean they’re right.”
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“I feel sorry for people who don’t have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.”
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“Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better!”
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“I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.”
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“If you don’t cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.”

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“I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.”
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“Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.”
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“When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.”
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“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.”
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“Every time we try to eat healthy along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday and ruins it for us.”
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“In the morning I can’t eat, I’m thinking of you. In the evening I can’t eat, I’m thinking of you. In the night I can’t sleep.. I’m so hungry!”
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“Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.”